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corisete:

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

STOP RIGHT THERE

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ahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too, but this is only 1/4th of that room or something

guys there are two wedding photos

Posted 6 hours ago

unexplained-events:

Anthropomorphic Tree

Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.

Posted 8 hours ago

queenofyoursoda:

aspenbearski:

can i please learn to do this?

He is an airbender

(Source: nerdinessboundaries)

Posted 10 hours ago

rachel-chapman:

This reminds me of my husband.

I literally have to limit his biscuit cutter habit.

'no dear, we already have a stegasaurus one, and a t-rex, and a 3d diplodocus'

That’s just the dinosaur ones.

(Source: homeisfire)

Posted 12 hours ago

slut-fairies:

Can I just say that I fucking love Dita Von Teese?

Like a lot.

I simultaneously want to be her and am turned on by her, but to be fair that is not an uncommon reaction to realizing that Dita Von Teese exists.

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c-h-e-e-r-u-p-b-u-t-t-e-r-c-u-p:

kangarudy:

illbesamned:

drkarayua:

gurillafan:

toastedpopsicle:

madmadamemolly:

growlywolf:

choochoomothafucka:

Source

What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

Reblogging for Gay Avenger

Gay Avenger is my favorite story on tumblr

GAY AVENGER

I did my undergrad thesis on Gay Avenger.

Gay Avenger is love. Gay Avenger is life.

(Source: zahdimir)

Posted 21 hours ago

silvertalion:

He cried until I opened the shower door and let him in. 

He got in, stood there purring for about a minute, and then got out again and walked away. 

Cats are a mystery. 

(Source: silvertalionandhercats)

Posted 23 hours ago
genedoucette:

simplybex:

NO NO NO NO NO NOOO WTF NO

u know he’s dead now

genedoucette:

simplybex:

NO NO NO NO NO NOOO WTF NO

u know he’s dead now

(Source: iraffiruse)